(EGO is appreciating the beauty of a rose)

Label Maker: Wow! That's really beautiful!

EGO: Oh...hey there Label maker!
Yeah, I found this lying in a gutter.
Isn't it amazing!

Label Maker:
It is, but I have an idea on how we can improve it!

EGO:
Oh yeah? How so?

Label Maker:
We just toss that little sucker on there and...WAH LA!

EGO: Uhm...thanks?

(EGO surfing television with the rose in trash can)