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Bean arrives as Ego is busy working.
Bean: Hey! Did you see how nice it outside today?
Ego: Doesn't matter. It's Monday and that cancels out anything good about today.
Bean: Well, technically the title "Monday" is nothing more than a man-made convention used for scheduling purposes. In reality, there is no such things as "Monday".
Ego: That's ridiculous. By that logic, there'd be no such thing as "Christmas Day".
Ego ponders what he just said and comes to a realization.